| Today’s
prequel:
Well
we’re both knackered thanks to a couple
of complete to**%”s last night who can’t
handle their drink.
At
6pm a couple of guys turned up (two Brits, Mike
and Will) in an old 4X4, pitched their tent and
started drinking. By 10:30pm they were still in
full flow and by 12pm had got louder and rowdier,
in spite of being asked to ‘keep it down’
by several clients from the 3 over-landing trucks
that had pitched tents and who were now trying
to sleep in readiness for a 5:30am departure.
Lisa
and I were beginning to brew. We were both tired.
I asked them a few times to keep the noise down
and was told to ‘F”*^k off’.
By 3am it was getting beyond a joke.
At
the point of passing out they had somehow mustered
the energy to get into the 4X4, start it up and
intended to go looking for beer. Lisa and I were
up in a shot. The 4X4 was parked close to the
bikes and if they'd hit them, there’d be
blood spilled. 30 minutes later and Mike (the
driver) was so pissed that he couldn’t get
the jeep out of reverse and into first; and so
had hatched a cunning plan…”aAahH
HaAA, iiLLL Zzust Werversssse threwWW Zee camp
ZZZzzit”, Mike slurred.
‘O’
there is a God. I know this as a few minutes after
initiating the ‘cunning plan’ they’d
brilliantly REVERSED OVER THEIR OWN TENT.
And yes it was bloody funny, and yes we laughed
a lot, and yes we hoped they run over it a few
more times! What was worrying was that they’d
now managed by some miracle to reverse 10 metres
and were now heading for a group of tents with
the occupants still inside. By now Nicky (the
new trainee from Marcus’s Exodus truck)
had come to lend a hand and so between Lisa, Nicky
and myself we persuaded Mike and Will to abandon
their plan, get out of the 4X4 and had encouraged
them back to their semi-crumpled tent. Mike was
still telling me to ‘F”*^K OFF’
a lot.
I’d
taken enough of this shit. It was now 3:30am.
Mat
a client from Exodus had now joined the land of
the awake and very upright people and so with
my new partner we set about pushing the 4X4 to
one side, opened the bonnet, stripped the electrics
and unplugged and removed the battery, which was
then thrown into the thickest, thorniest bush
we could find. We needed to vent some more and
so noticing they weren’t carrying a spare
tyre and having searched the 4X4 for an air pump,
which they didn’t have, we let down the
front and rear right side tyres…it seemed
like the right thing to do! With our retribution
quota reached we said goodnight to Nicky and Matt
and finally got to sleep around 4:30am
Quote
of the month: “Come with me
now to sort this problem and bring your bow and
arrows…”!!! Marcus shouting
at a campsite security guard after being frustrated
at finding the guards asleep. And yes they really
did have bows and arrows as their weapons of choice.
Still at 3am it was bloody funny...You just couldn’t
make this stuff up.
Packed
away and on the road by 9am and heading deeper
into Kenya’s central highlands via the staggering
Rift Valley. Back down to Marigat and we were
looking for an easily missed turning right onto
the C51 heading for Kabarnet and Eldoret.What
an awesome ride! The reasonably intact and twisty
C51 cut up the escarpment steeper and steeper
leading us to the small town of Kabarnet, perched
on the Kamasia Massif- the slab of the Rift country
also known as the Tugen Hills, that remained upstanding
on the brink of the Kerio Valley when the rest
of the Rift sank. The town was smaller than we’d
imagined in its role as ‘capital of the
Baringo District’, but the location is nothing
less than breathtaking.As the Tambach Escarpment
Road continued our excitement built as we left
Kabarnet and dove into the Kerio Valley, a dive
of 1000 metres in a distance not much more than
the same. We loved the rolling and twisty road
as we crossed the old bridge at Chebloch over
the Kerio River.The steep ride up to Iten kept
the bikes rolling left to right and Iten itself
rewarded us with unobstructed views across the
valley. A couple of thousand metres below the
valley floor spread like a grey-green carpet haze
and disappeared into the distance.With a short
break for a bite to eat (Chicken Gizzard Stew
at a local roadside stop!) we were soon back in
the saddle (bloody hell, sounds like John Wayne…ye
hah!) and making our approach to Eldoret under
the weight of a deluge of rain, which without
out our Gore-Tex liners soaked us to the skin
and left pools of cold rain soaking into our crotches…mmm
nice. Cold and wet we rode through Eldoret as
bemused pedestrians looked on and then rode the
last 18km out to Naiberi River Campsite, as suggested
in our Lonely Planets Guide. Marcus had also sung
its praises. By mid-evening we’d met Raj,
the owner at the bar and were already making ourselves
comfortable by the open fire. As tonight’s
only guests we enjoyed the peace and quite. |