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| 09-02-2008 |
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It’s funny how memory
lane makes you feel so bloody old!
The
simple fact that I like bacon and tomato sauce
on the same plate as my pancakes and maple syrup
harks back to a habit picked up 20-years ago.
I
was 16, finished with School in the UK and hadn’t
fancied entering the ‘real world’
just yet and so applied for a Rotorary International
Student Exchange. To my surprise I got accepted
and so with that I waived mum, dad and my sister
good-bye, hoped on a plane and landed in San Francisco.
Within a week I was soon attending ‘Tulare
Union High school’.
Lou
and Jerry had been my first host family. Jerry
had sadly died some years ago and although Lisa
and I had been out to the USA before this trip,
it was the first time we’d see Lou and her
new husband Jack. I’m not naturally a nostalgic
person but this area holds a place in my heart
as does Lou (even though I’m appalling at
staying in touch). This in my head, is where I
grew up, and started that strange rollercoaster
of a ride from boy to…bigger furrier boy?
Away from the familiar hold of friends and family
I began to find out who ‘I’ was. My
own Dad, at the airport when I flew home, walked
right passed me, I was that unrecognizable to
him, although he’ll deny it to this day.
We’d
arrived yesterday evening and Ashley had opened
up the Lou’s stunning new house for us.
Lou and Jack were returning from there own trip.
They arrive back late and with all of us tired
we greeted each other with hugs and put off catching
p until tomorrow. |
| 10
to 14-02-2008 |
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It’s
been a fun few days. We’ve spent time with
Lou and Jack and not so much taken a stroll down
memory lane as a mini-marathon. We drove around
Tulare checked out my old school and even the
local pool hall, where I used to spend every lunch
and part of the first class there after ?
On
this trip I didn’t manage to see both of
Lou’s daughters, but the news that Ashley,
Lou’s youngest, whom I’d left as a
toddler was now engaged and getting and married
soon was enough to make me feel…old! Ahhh,
the rich tapestry of life?
To
Lou and Jack thank you so much for your hospitality
and friendship we hope to make it back to see
you soon.. |
| 15-02-2008 |
| With
an early start we’d said goodbye to Lou and
Jack this morning, loaded the bikes and pulled back
onto the Highway 99 South.
With
a few coffee stops on the way and with reasonable
in the morning we’d made good time. As soon
as we hit the outskirts of L.A things got messy.
Rush hour in LA is just crap.
We’d
hoped to get to Irv Seaver, the BMW dealer we’d
be giving a presentation for tomorrow by mid afternoon.
The traffic had been so appalling that even with
a few risky maneuvers and some serious lane splitting
we’d made it to their doors just as the
closed the doors.
We’d
taken some advice and found a cheap motel just
blocks from the dealer and so tonight we’re
running through the final prep for tomorrow, which
means me checking and tweaking the slides and
then we’re just crashing out and watching
some junk on TV.
…night,
night.
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| 16_02-2008 |
|
The
reverberating bark of the bike’s barky exhaust
noise bouncing off the buildings was making me
smile. Even after yesterday frustration, today
was a good day to be on a bike, too be honest
there aren’t many bad days.
The
ride was over all too soon.
Staff
were already busy with the milling clients in
the shop when we arrived. Candon’s beaming
smile welcomed us much like it had last night
and strong coffee was the order of the day, well
at lest before anything remotely sensible was
going to come out of my mouth…and maybe
not even then.
You
could feel the history of the dealership, helped
along with one of the finest collections of vintage
BMW’s you find anywhere. Hung on the walls
or inside impressive glass cases. Irv Seaver’s
is the oldest BMW dealership in the USA opening
its doors in 1911.
The
state of the art projector that David (General
Manger) had rented was a good start to the day
and an hour later all was looking good. Our trusted
little laptop was talking happily with their gear
and we’d not bumped into any technical gremlins.
The
day pasted easily enough and by early evening
and to a beautiful red sunset our bikes were being
brought in to take pride of place in the showroom.
Guests had already started to arrive and there
was already a tangible buzz in the air. It was
going to be a good evening.
With
a full house and even the local TV turning up
to film we kicked off around 7:30pm and in a blur
it was over. The reassuring applause was welcome
as we did our best to answer a barrage of eager
questions.
To
Evan, David, Candon, Brian and all the staff at
Irv Seavers a big thank you for making us feel
so welcome.. |
| 17-02-2008 |
|
Randall
had approached us last night after the show and
introduced himself as the marketing director of
the world famous San Diego Zoo. With talk of the
bikes and our story at an interlude we’d
then been made the incredible offer of a free
and personal tour of the zoo. After a brief pause
for thought we graciously declined. We needed
to get to Johns BMW shop in Tucson and that was
a way off still.
It
was going to be a short day. This morning common
sense had kicked in. How could we pass up the
opportunity of a private all access tour of one
of the finest zoo’s in the world? We couldn’t.
And
so, with a new plan hatched and instead of heading
out and down to Tucson, we headed due South to
San Diego. We’d picked up the freeway easily
enough and set a faster than normal cruising speed.
It felt good. We were sat at around 85 and both
bikes were feeling strong. Not too many nutters
on the road.
87.3
miles later and we’d taken one wrong turn
but knew we weren’t far from the motel that
Randall had recommended.
Something’s
wrong? “Lisa I’ve got to pull over”
I yelled concerned and confused. Changing gear
had been getting more and more tricky and I was
making clumsy sloppy mistakes. Or so I thought.
Off
the bikes and park up next to the freeway Lisa
kept an eye out as speeding cars, bikes and trucks
buzzed my head as I rolled on the ground trying
to get an idea as to the problem.
Weird!
As far as I could tell the small rotating connecting
pin that pulls together the gear lever and the
gear mechanism had simply worked itself loose.
Tightening it back up did the job, although I
still have no idea what made it come loose now
and not at some other time in the journey.
15
minutes after our impromptu stop and we’d
pulled into the motel. Paid and checked in.
The
rest of the afternoon was spent meandering around
one of the large shopping centres. We treated
Lisa to some new makeup. She’d not had new
for years and the conversation of her feeling
un-feminine had raised its head recently. She
looked great with a few new colors.
Dinner
was courtesy of the small family restaurant next
door. |
| 18-02-2008 |
|
What
a great day.
We
managed to hail a cab first thing this morning
and $9 to get us through the traffic and direct
to the zoo seemed fair.
As
we bundled ourselves out of the cab Randall caught
our eye, he’d been waiting eager to meet
us at the gate as promised.
With
handshakes and thanks given we were escorted past
the large group that had been queuing to buy tickets
via a ‘secure pass only’ barrier.
Oh yeah, now this I like. Jim Miller was waiting
inside and greeted us like old friends, he'd also
joine dus fo rthe presentation at Irv's.
We
spent 40 minutes touring the pri-mate enclosures…Fascinating!
The
highlight had to be the ‘staff only’
glimpse we were given behind the sealed doors
of the guerilla and Tiger enclosures. These animals
close up are mesmerizing in every way imaginable.
Guys
we cant thank you enough. |
| 19-02-2008 |
|
With
a reasonable start we’d left the outskirts
of San Diego in lighter traffic than when we’d
arrived. It was the only reasonable part of the
day. The weather forecast last night had been
all too accurate and heavy steely clouds were
releasing their burden of water. In torrents.
Again
we were doing our Michelin man impression’s,
layered up to busting with both warm and water-proof
gear on. The slick fuel laden water from the road
was sprayed across our visors and making it all
the more difficult to see. A wiping had was only
going to make it worse.
We
needed to clear the mountains that surround San
Diego. This is going to be fun. A few hours later
and between the rain and low cloud visibility
was getting dangerous and we were down to 30 mph,
with our hazard warning lights on, hoping that
some idiot didn’t drive straight into the
back of us.
Cresting
the mountain top we stopped for gas. A wall of
light had hit us as we came over the top and the
kind a break in the weather than you normally
only see in films. To the west cold grey cloud
and rain, to the east not a cloud in the sky and
beautiful clear sunshine.
With
a warm coffee downed we threw off our rain gear,
packed it way as best we could and got back on
the road.
And
so the day went on and on. We’d stopped
more than a few times. Lisa was really suffering
and pushing it here was just silly. She had to
be the priority.
We
stopped at another small roadside motel |
| 20-02-2008 |
| We’d
made good progress for most of the day and joked
about passing Yuma at around 3:10. But by 3:30 Lisa
couldn’t go any further she felt drained,
literally in spite of Lisa’s protest to the
contrary I knew we needed to stop now and stop for
the night. There was nothing significant to be gained
in pushing on and risking her health further.
Denny’s
was dinner and the Motel 6 right behind gave us
a place to rest our heads. |
| 21-02-2008 |
| Even
with San Diego zoo and the frequent stops for Lisa
we’d made much better time than we’d
imagined and have arrived in Tucson a day early.
We
pulled up into the parking lot of Iron Horse motorcycles,
just of the main road and before we’d even
pealed ourselves from the bikes John was out of
the shop and kissing the wife and giving me abuse.
Nothing changes!
It
was great to be here at last. We’d promised
John a presentation way back in May of last year
when we’d first met him at the Rawhyde Adventure
Challenge in Castaic.
By the time I’d unloaded a few bags, Lisa
and John ad already made themselves cozy in his
office and were talking bikes.
Some
time later and we’d revised our answer to
John about checking over the bikes them both being
in good working order. Thank god we did.
By
later afternoon, Matt one of John’s top
guys brought back the bad news. The clutch and
components were almost toast, the chain and sprocket
were screwed, the water pump and corresponding
(vital) seals were barely holding and so the list
went on. We had no choice but to get this work
done. We'd been lucky that John's guys had caught
this stuff before catastrophe struck.
Johns
put in an express delivery order to the main BMW
warehouse.
With
the bikes parked securely at Iron horse we caught
a lift with John back to the house and enjoyed
a great evening with John, Jen (his better half)
and family.
Let’s
hope the parts arrive, I have no idea how we’re
going to pay for the parts. I couldn’t pin
down John to any kind of cost estimate.
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| 22-02-2008 |
| Well
most of the parts arrived and what didn’t
Matt managed to source locally. Lisa rested and
I caught up on diary and made a few changes to the
presentation.
If
the weather holds I’ve agreed to go on a
short ride tomorrow morning with John into the
mountains. He’ll be playing in his new tricked
out hp2…bastard ?
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| 23-02-2008 |
| What
a great ride this morning!!!
Lisa
had caught a ride in with Jen in the afternoon,
whilst John and I had filed up with gas and water
and headed into the mountains he clearly knows
so well. Fantastic, no weight, no panniers, no
worries and a guide. I was in my element. Desert
views all around as we climbed higher in the hills
o the now firmer packed mud. It had rained here
over the last few days.
There’s
something magical, well for me anyway, riding
through cactus fields. Blue skies kept us company
the entire day and of course our short hour ride
turned into almost 4. The wives weren’t
happy.
By
the time we got back to the shop we had 2-hours
before the presentation and we both looked like
we-d been rolled down a mountain, covered in heavy
sand dust as we were. Have I mentioned…brilliant.
I
paid the price. In my excitement of the ride I
hadn’t managed to get the prints done that
we normally have available for guest. And as sod
law would have it the printers were having problems.
With 10-minutes to spare before kick-off I had
to tell the printers to forget it, collect my
disc and head back to the dealership empty handed.
I
made it back with seconds to spare. Lisa plugged
in the remainder of the IT gear whilst I made
a hasty introduction.
I
publically blamed John for ‘forcing me on
this mornings ride’, yeah, no one bought
that one for a second.
The
presentation went really well. With lots of laughs
and some great questions at the end. We called
it a night at around 11:30pm.
Matt
had done us proud and had pulled a rabbit out
of the hat and had Lisa’s bike fixed and
back together. It felt and sounded great.
With
Lisa and I at a set of traffic lights, sat behind
john in his massive truck we even got flashed
by a local girl, who in her excitement had launched
herself though her cars sky light, pulled up her
shirt, flashed her boobs and shouted…”Yeeeeaaahhhhhhh”.
That wasn’t the funniest part! John had
seen the whole thing, pulled on the parking brake
and was now running at us from his car shouting
“shit did you see that girl, you guys got
flashed, shit that never happens to me,,,did you
see her”???? The lights had turned green
and the honking motorist had let there feeling
known. John just grinned like a kid, through his
hands in the air and jumped back in the truck”
I
was practically wetting myself from laughing so
hard. Lisa said over the Autocom…”you
know she didn’t know I was a woman, she
thought she was flashing two guys”.
That
idea made me smile as well.
Nigh,
night,…Mmmmmm!
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| 24-02-2008 |
| Ok
well this will be short and sweet.
With
our Visa’s running out we have to be out
of the country in two days. So, we’re heading
back into Mexico and I’m going to take a
‘diary break’ whilst we’re there.
Between the presentations, catching up on diary
and web site stuff, I’ve spent way too long
in front of this tiny laptop screen.
So
boys and girls see'ya for now. I’ll start
writing again when we get back into the good ol’
US of A.
Cheers
for now.
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