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09-02-2008

It’s funny how memory lane makes you feel so bloody old!

The simple fact that I like bacon and tomato sauce on the same plate as my pancakes and maple syrup harks back to a habit picked up 20-years ago.

I was 16, finished with School in the UK and hadn’t fancied entering the ‘real world’ just yet and so applied for a Rotorary International Student Exchange. To my surprise I got accepted and so with that I waived mum, dad and my sister good-bye, hoped on a plane and landed in San Francisco. Within a week I was soon attending ‘Tulare Union High school’.

Lou and Jerry had been my first host family. Jerry had sadly died some years ago and although Lisa and I had been out to the USA before this trip, it was the first time we’d see Lou and her new husband Jack. I’m not naturally a nostalgic person but this area holds a place in my heart as does Lou (even though I’m appalling at staying in touch). This in my head, is where I grew up, and started that strange rollercoaster of a ride from boy to…bigger furrier boy? Away from the familiar hold of friends and family I began to find out who ‘I’ was. My own Dad, at the airport when I flew home, walked right passed me, I was that unrecognizable to him, although he’ll deny it to this day.

We’d arrived yesterday evening and Ashley had opened up the Lou’s stunning new house for us. Lou and Jack were returning from there own trip. They arrive back late and with all of us tired we greeted each other with hugs and put off catching p until tomorrow.

10 to 14-02-2008

It’s been a fun few days. We’ve spent time with Lou and Jack and not so much taken a stroll down memory lane as a mini-marathon. We drove around Tulare checked out my old school and even the local pool hall, where I used to spend every lunch and part of the first class there after ?

On this trip I didn’t manage to see both of Lou’s daughters, but the news that Ashley, Lou’s youngest, whom I’d left as a toddler was now engaged and getting and married soon was enough to make me feel…old! Ahhh, the rich tapestry of life?

To Lou and Jack thank you so much for your hospitality and friendship we hope to make it back to see you soon..

15-02-2008
With an early start we’d said goodbye to Lou and Jack this morning, loaded the bikes and pulled back onto the Highway 99 South.

With a few coffee stops on the way and with reasonable in the morning we’d made good time. As soon as we hit the outskirts of L.A things got messy. Rush hour in LA is just crap.

We’d hoped to get to Irv Seaver, the BMW dealer we’d be giving a presentation for tomorrow by mid afternoon. The traffic had been so appalling that even with a few risky maneuvers and some serious lane splitting we’d made it to their doors just as the closed the doors.

We’d taken some advice and found a cheap motel just blocks from the dealer and so tonight we’re running through the final prep for tomorrow, which means me checking and tweaking the slides and then we’re just crashing out and watching some junk on TV.

…night, night.

16_02-2008

The reverberating bark of the bike’s barky exhaust noise bouncing off the buildings was making me smile. Even after yesterday frustration, today was a good day to be on a bike, too be honest there aren’t many bad days.

The ride was over all too soon.

Staff were already busy with the milling clients in the shop when we arrived. Candon’s beaming smile welcomed us much like it had last night and strong coffee was the order of the day, well at lest before anything remotely sensible was going to come out of my mouth…and maybe not even then.

You could feel the history of the dealership, helped along with one of the finest collections of vintage BMW’s you find anywhere. Hung on the walls or inside impressive glass cases. Irv Seaver’s is the oldest BMW dealership in the USA opening its doors in 1911.

The state of the art projector that David (General Manger) had rented was a good start to the day and an hour later all was looking good. Our trusted little laptop was talking happily with their gear and we’d not bumped into any technical gremlins.

The day pasted easily enough and by early evening and to a beautiful red sunset our bikes were being brought in to take pride of place in the showroom. Guests had already started to arrive and there was already a tangible buzz in the air. It was going to be a good evening.

With a full house and even the local TV turning up to film we kicked off around 7:30pm and in a blur it was over. The reassuring applause was welcome as we did our best to answer a barrage of eager questions.

To Evan, David, Candon, Brian and all the staff at Irv Seavers a big thank you for making us feel so welcome..

17-02-2008

Randall had approached us last night after the show and introduced himself as the marketing director of the world famous San Diego Zoo. With talk of the bikes and our story at an interlude we’d then been made the incredible offer of a free and personal tour of the zoo. After a brief pause for thought we graciously declined. We needed to get to Johns BMW shop in Tucson and that was a way off still.

It was going to be a short day. This morning common sense had kicked in. How could we pass up the opportunity of a private all access tour of one of the finest zoo’s in the world? We couldn’t.

And so, with a new plan hatched and instead of heading out and down to Tucson, we headed due South to San Diego. We’d picked up the freeway easily enough and set a faster than normal cruising speed. It felt good. We were sat at around 85 and both bikes were feeling strong. Not too many nutters on the road.

87.3 miles later and we’d taken one wrong turn but knew we weren’t far from the motel that Randall had recommended.

Something’s wrong? “Lisa I’ve got to pull over” I yelled concerned and confused. Changing gear had been getting more and more tricky and I was making clumsy sloppy mistakes. Or so I thought.

Off the bikes and park up next to the freeway Lisa kept an eye out as speeding cars, bikes and trucks buzzed my head as I rolled on the ground trying to get an idea as to the problem.

Weird! As far as I could tell the small rotating connecting pin that pulls together the gear lever and the gear mechanism had simply worked itself loose. Tightening it back up did the job, although I still have no idea what made it come loose now and not at some other time in the journey.

15 minutes after our impromptu stop and we’d pulled into the motel. Paid and checked in.

The rest of the afternoon was spent meandering around one of the large shopping centres. We treated Lisa to some new makeup. She’d not had new for years and the conversation of her feeling un-feminine had raised its head recently. She looked great with a few new colors.

Dinner was courtesy of the small family restaurant next door.

18-02-2008

What a great day.

We managed to hail a cab first thing this morning and $9 to get us through the traffic and direct to the zoo seemed fair.

As we bundled ourselves out of the cab Randall caught our eye, he’d been waiting eager to meet us at the gate as promised.

With handshakes and thanks given we were escorted past the large group that had been queuing to buy tickets via a ‘secure pass only’ barrier. Oh yeah, now this I like. Jim Miller was waiting inside and greeted us like old friends, he'd also joine dus fo rthe presentation at Irv's.

We spent 40 minutes touring the pri-mate enclosures…Fascinating!

The highlight had to be the ‘staff only’ glimpse we were given behind the sealed doors of the guerilla and Tiger enclosures. These animals close up are mesmerizing in every way imaginable.

Guys we cant thank you enough.

19-02-2008

With a reasonable start we’d left the outskirts of San Diego in lighter traffic than when we’d arrived. It was the only reasonable part of the day. The weather forecast last night had been all too accurate and heavy steely clouds were releasing their burden of water. In torrents.

Again we were doing our Michelin man impression’s, layered up to busting with both warm and water-proof gear on. The slick fuel laden water from the road was sprayed across our visors and making it all the more difficult to see. A wiping had was only going to make it worse.

We needed to clear the mountains that surround San Diego. This is going to be fun. A few hours later and between the rain and low cloud visibility was getting dangerous and we were down to 30 mph, with our hazard warning lights on, hoping that some idiot didn’t drive straight into the back of us.

Cresting the mountain top we stopped for gas. A wall of light had hit us as we came over the top and the kind a break in the weather than you normally only see in films. To the west cold grey cloud and rain, to the east not a cloud in the sky and beautiful clear sunshine.

With a warm coffee downed we threw off our rain gear, packed it way as best we could and got back on the road.

And so the day went on and on. We’d stopped more than a few times. Lisa was really suffering and pushing it here was just silly. She had to be the priority.

We stopped at another small roadside motel

20-02-2008
We’d made good progress for most of the day and joked about passing Yuma at around 3:10. But by 3:30 Lisa couldn’t go any further she felt drained, literally in spite of Lisa’s protest to the contrary I knew we needed to stop now and stop for the night. There was nothing significant to be gained in pushing on and risking her health further.

Denny’s was dinner and the Motel 6 right behind gave us a place to rest our heads.

21-02-2008
Even with San Diego zoo and the frequent stops for Lisa we’d made much better time than we’d imagined and have arrived in Tucson a day early.

We pulled up into the parking lot of Iron Horse motorcycles, just of the main road and before we’d even pealed ourselves from the bikes John was out of the shop and kissing the wife and giving me abuse. Nothing changes!

It was great to be here at last. We’d promised John a presentation way back in May of last year when we’d first met him at the Rawhyde Adventure Challenge in Castaic.

By the time I’d unloaded a few bags, Lisa and John ad already made themselves cozy in his office and were talking bikes.

Some time later and we’d revised our answer to John about checking over the bikes them both being in good working order. Thank god we did.

By later afternoon, Matt one of John’s top guys brought back the bad news. The clutch and components were almost toast, the chain and sprocket were screwed, the water pump and corresponding (vital) seals were barely holding and so the list went on. We had no choice but to get this work done. We'd been lucky that John's guys had caught this stuff before catastrophe struck.

Johns put in an express delivery order to the main BMW warehouse.

With the bikes parked securely at Iron horse we caught a lift with John back to the house and enjoyed a great evening with John, Jen (his better half) and family.

Let’s hope the parts arrive, I have no idea how we’re going to pay for the parts. I couldn’t pin down John to any kind of cost estimate.

22-02-2008
Well most of the parts arrived and what didn’t Matt managed to source locally. Lisa rested and I caught up on diary and made a few changes to the presentation.

If the weather holds I’ve agreed to go on a short ride tomorrow morning with John into the mountains. He’ll be playing in his new tricked out hp2…bastard ?

23-02-2008
What a great ride this morning!!!

Lisa had caught a ride in with Jen in the afternoon, whilst John and I had filed up with gas and water and headed into the mountains he clearly knows so well. Fantastic, no weight, no panniers, no worries and a guide. I was in my element. Desert views all around as we climbed higher in the hills o the now firmer packed mud. It had rained here over the last few days.

There’s something magical, well for me anyway, riding through cactus fields. Blue skies kept us company the entire day and of course our short hour ride turned into almost 4. The wives weren’t happy.

By the time we got back to the shop we had 2-hours before the presentation and we both looked like we-d been rolled down a mountain, covered in heavy sand dust as we were. Have I mentioned…brilliant.

I paid the price. In my excitement of the ride I hadn’t managed to get the prints done that we normally have available for guest. And as sod law would have it the printers were having problems. With 10-minutes to spare before kick-off I had to tell the printers to forget it, collect my disc and head back to the dealership empty handed.

I made it back with seconds to spare. Lisa plugged in the remainder of the IT gear whilst I made a hasty introduction.

I publically blamed John for ‘forcing me on this mornings ride’, yeah, no one bought that one for a second.

The presentation went really well. With lots of laughs and some great questions at the end. We called it a night at around 11:30pm.

Matt had done us proud and had pulled a rabbit out of the hat and had Lisa’s bike fixed and back together. It felt and sounded great.

With Lisa and I at a set of traffic lights, sat behind john in his massive truck we even got flashed by a local girl, who in her excitement had launched herself though her cars sky light, pulled up her shirt, flashed her boobs and shouted…”Yeeeeaaahhhhhhh”. That wasn’t the funniest part! John had seen the whole thing, pulled on the parking brake and was now running at us from his car shouting “shit did you see that girl, you guys got flashed, shit that never happens to me,,,did you see her”???? The lights had turned green and the honking motorist had let there feeling known. John just grinned like a kid, through his hands in the air and jumped back in the truck”

I was practically wetting myself from laughing so hard. Lisa said over the Autocom…”you know she didn’t know I was a woman, she thought she was flashing two guys”.

That idea made me smile as well.

Nigh, night,…Mmmmmm!

24-02-2008
Ok well this will be short and sweet.

With our Visa’s running out we have to be out of the country in two days. So, we’re heading back into Mexico and I’m going to take a ‘diary break’ whilst we’re there. Between the presentations, catching up on diary and web site stuff, I’ve spent way too long in front of this tiny laptop screen.

So boys and girls see'ya for now. I’ll start writing again when we get back into the good ol’ US of A.

Cheers for now.

 
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stopping for coffee and tightening things up outside of San Diego

 up on the ramps at Iron Horse
Matt gets stuck in 
the offending clutch assembly 
some of our guest at teh presentation

smile you're on TV
San Diego Zoo
 
..."who's got man boobs"?
 
 
"I wonder"...?
 
 
 
 
..."just get off"...
 
..."and that's what I think"!
 
eye of the tiger
 
 
Disco Ponies