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It’s
been a fun few days.
Heavy
eye lids battled ‘lack of sleep’ and
alcohol and finally peeled open later than we’d
hoped and it was late morning by the time we’d
got ourselves sorted and thanked Tom and Touratech
for all their efforts and hit the road.
We’d
been in touch with Greg on and off for about two
years via email and had accepted an offer to visit
and stay a few days post TT. The small town of
Olympia was a short 1 ½ ride South from
Seattle and we were both glad of it.
As
we’d imagined, Greg and Mare welcomed us
like old friends even though we’d never
met and with conversation in full flow, we dumped
our bags, cleaned up and bundled into Mare’s
Mini. The traditional Italian restaurant Greg
had raved about didn’t disappoint. We knew
we were in for a fun weekend.
Saturday
rolled around and I’d had enough of talking
about riding I was desperate to go and do some,
so as Lisa and Mare made themselves comfy in the
back yard and blazing Sunshine, Greg and I threw
on our bike kit and headed for the hills. Some
30 minutes later having headed down the highway
5, I followed Greg on his new R1200GS into the
hills he knew so well.
I’m
not sure what I find more bizarre; how much I
thrill at being back on my heavy bike riding up
and down dirt hills and single track, sweating
my ass off or the simple fact that I do still
absolutely love the experience after all the dirt
miles we ridden? I’m like a giggling kid
in a candy store, trying desperately to cram as
much of the good stuff into my mouth as possible
before I’m told to stop.
Greg
was having a pretty good time and making the tight
single track ride look easy on his GS. That said,
Greg had come up with more than few wonderfully
imaginative expletives to describe me, as, in
his own words…”I’m dropped my
f^*”ing bike more time with you in the last
hour than I have in the last few years”!
The wide grin stamped on his face was proof enough
of just how much fun Greg was having in between
drops, besides he didn’t actually have any
real drops…only, as Lisa calls them…plops.
I told him they didn’t count.
This
is what riding is about…no bags, no panniers,
a few litres of gas and a friend to go and explore
somewhere new with, we were having a blast.
We
rounded up the afternoon just going over a few
drills that we thought might help Greg. Rolling
starts and dismounts are always fun to learn.
We
needed to get back. Greg and Mare had spoken a
few days back to neighbors who’d not been
able to make our TT presentation and before we
knew it we agreed to lay on another impromptu
show down in Olympia at the photography studio.
We’d
spent a few hours yesterday sticking up flyers
on the billboards around town. To be honest we
didn’t think it very likely that we’d
get more than about 10-15 guest turn up. You can
imagine our surprise when we kicked off at 7:00pm
and found 54 faces grinning back at us. Greg and
Mare had done a stunning job and had rounded up
chairs, projector, mic’s and even a dash
to Costco for hand food.
With
a glass of wine in hand Lisa and I spent a great
evening sharing our stories and laughing at ourselves
with new friends.
With
the laughs from last night still ringing in our
ears we spent the next day catching up on diary
and web jobs before meeting up with Greg outside
of his Army station just off the highway 5. We
were heading back up to Seattle, well actually
North of the city and meeting up with a bunch
of riders from the ADVRIDER site. We’d had
such a good time with so many of them at the TT
show how could we not, and so by 7pm we were parking
up in front of the Engel’s Pub and already
excitedly comparing bikes and travel experiences.
We’d met Marc (Springs) and his son danno
at TT and from what we could make out, this regular
meet at Engel’s was his doing. A weekly
get together of likeable reprobates, or members
of the asylum as they like to be called ? We wanted
to say a big thank you to both Marc, Engel’s
and everyone that made us feel so welcome and
of course thanks for the Engle’s T-shirt…Lisa
will wear it with pride!
We
were on a roll. The next day and with an early
start, we’d borrowed Greg’s truck
and were once again heading back up the now familiar
highway 5, yep once again heading for Seattle.
We’d made a few more phone calls to Tim
over at Cascade designs and cheekily asked for…a
few more items that we’d missed on our original
‘wish list’. Tim met us with the same
gusto and enthusiasm as he had originally and
once again watched as we grinned uncontrollably
as he escorted us around their huge warehouse.
We’ve left with another large box of adventurous
type goodies that should se us through to the
end of the journey.
We
spent the evening taking stock and enjoy Greg
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| 19-09-2007 |
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4
years 4 months on the road. My God – it
really doesn’t seem like it.
We left Greg and Mares late afternoon and headed
down the Interstate to Portland. Stayed at a motel
6 as we are meeting Andy Stalsberg tomorrow.
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| 20-09-2007 |
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Well
– what a strange…but good day.
We’d
last seen Andy on our wedding day, he’d
been my best man and that was almost 13-years
ago…wow doesn’t time fly.
Andy had employed me as one of his first staff,
a loooong time ago (well it feels like it) and
we’d hit if off. As a company we specialized
in marketing and promoting health clubs. As you’ll
remember a little someone whose name starts with
‘l’ and ends in ‘isa’
used to own one. Yep that’s how we met.
After
selling her clubs Lisa and worked together for
almost 5-years traveling the UK and working as
a team. We’d joke about meeting up with
Andy in the states someday. He hails from Portland.
All this time later and at last it was happening.
We’re
pretty sure Andy was doing a Dorian Gray, he didn’t
look any different, in contrast to our own appearance.
We under no illusions as to how we’ve aged
on this trip. Ah well, it’s a small price
to pay.
Life
doesn’t stand still and things change and
this was the first time we’d meet Ali, Andy’s
new wife, well new to us. We liked her right from
the start. Any women that can keep Andy’s
childlike enthusiasm (for all things) and energy
in check has to pretty cool right off the bat.
It was great to see Andy as happy as he is.
Bizarrely,
but in a good way, it seemed like nothing had
changed for the 3 of us. We had admittedly been
a little nervous at first; concerned that time
would have altered somehow the bond of friendship
that we’d remembered so fondly. That silly
concern was wiped aside in the first few minutes
and excited conversation struck up immediately.
Andy
was the eager entrepaneur with the roguish grin
we remembered so well, continuing to concoct new
way to build his business with seemingly endless
energy. The broad grin he used to wear was still
part of his daily attire.
We
had a really great day, visiting the sites of
Portland and reminiscing.
Sharing
good food and drink in unexpected places with
old friends is something not to be taken for granted…and
we didn’t.
…Andy
and Ali it was great to see you, let’s hope
we can meet up again…somewhere down the
road. |
| 21-09-2007 |
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We
needed to make a move and head South. We’d
already spoken with Issa and had arranged for
him to ride up to Seattle and join us for the
coastal ride back down to San Fran’. We
still had a few days before we’d meet up
and right now we’re heading down to Tim
and Steph’s, long time friends of Issa and
Aimie.
By
mid morning we’d made some way South and
were pulling up on the driveway of the house.
Steph gave us a warm welcome and big hugs and
we made ourselves at home in the basement apartment
they’d made ready. Tim made his announcement
of arrival with a few load blats of his exhaust
some time later.
It
was a little strange…Listening to Tim talk,
his vocabulary and inclination in his voice was
like listening to Issa, maybe they are long lost
twins…shit now there’s a scary thought?
As
afternoon became evening we chatted, laughed and
yes…drank with Tim and Steph as their young
daughter Ruby, as she stole the night with her
singing dancing and unabashed ‘cuteness’.
Now
all that aside I must also state that the fact
that Steph had a fully working arcade game called
Centipede in the garage was distracting. I game
that I’d become addicted to as a teen now
had me again in it’s power…must play…must
play…cant leave…must play. |
| 22-09-2007 |
| ‘No,
I don’t want to go to another farmers market’,
I told Lisa. C’mon, there’s only so
many times you can wow, oooh, ahhh..Look another
aubergene or hand crafted knitted table cloth. Yeah
I know that makes me sound like a complete philistine
but today that’s how I was feeling. With that,
and a look of absolute disgust from Lisa, she and
Steph headed of to the aforementioned market.
I
had a better offer. Tim needed to head over to
his local BMW dealer anyway, BMW of Western Oregon,
and to me tagging along g sounded like more fun.
Besides in the back of my mind I thought ‘who
knows, maybe they’ll be interested in a
presentation at some point down the road’.
We
had a great ride over. Traffic wasn’t to
busy and following Tim who knew the road so well
took the usual strain of me, yep had a blast.
I
was surprised by how large this dealer was, the
last time we’d seen this size of show room
and workshop was the dealer in Rio de Janeiro,
back in Brazil.
Oooooh, shiny things…
With
Tim getting his jobs done, I’d found Kirt
and introduced myself and handed over a presentation
pack, and too be honest I was surprised by how
well Kirt had received me and his genuine interest.
Back
at Tim’s we met up with Lisa and Steph who’d
arrived back only minutes before us and compared
notes on our respective day.
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| 23-09-2007 |
| It’s
a full house…
The
low toned rumble of and R1200GS announced Issa’s
arrival mid morning…he must have flown.
Oh
God, between Tim, Issa and Ruby it’s been
a while since we’ve laughed this hard this
long.
We
had a great night; Lisa cooked one of her famous
Thai green curries.
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| 24-09-2007 |
| In
the words of Black – Adder II, I’m going
to have to start calling Lisa ‘Bob’
as the current confusion is getting embarrassing.
Let me explain.
“Lisa
can you find my clean underpants for me”,
I yell! “…do I look like the fucking
kack-fairy? Find your own pants”, yells
Issa, somewhat bemused. “Issa, can you pass
me the number 9 socket wrench and the grease nipple”?
“Make your mind up I;m looking for you pants…
I don’t have greasy nipples”, yells
Lisa! Yeah…you can se where this is going.
I’m scared to ask Lisa to join me in bed
for fear of who’ll turn up ?
With
all the bikes once again packed up and ready for
the off, we thanked Tim and Steph for their kindness
and honked the horn as the three of us headed
down the street that would lead us back to the
main road.
So
here we are. The three amigos, err no…the
three musketeers only with less sword play and
definitely a lot less camp. Ok, moving on. We
were going to see just how far South we could
get today, no great plan just ride until we found
a good camp spot.
We’d
picked up highway 6 pretty easily, it obvious
this wasn’t Issa’s first time doing
this run. The 6 took us West and out through Tillamook
and onto the main Highway 101, the famous route
that runs along California coast North to South
and vice versa. This was going to be a good ride.
Bright
sunshine, clear roads, glorious country side and
vistas and fast grippy sweeping bends that made
you believe that God must be a motorcyclist. It
just got better and better. By days end we’d
made it past eh 400-mile mark and made camp outside
of a small town called Barview at GPS: N43 19.839
W124 22.077.
A
cautionary note: entitled how to set your friends
on fire!!!
We’ve
had a few glasses of wine and are happily setting
about our own jobs, sorting out food, provisions,
camp gear and of course the mandatory camp fire
around which we’ll cozily chat about the
days ride. Well that was the idea.
For
neither love nor money the fires not happening.
The wood a little wet and the kindling we’d
scraped together was worse. As I’d done
a thousand times before I decanted a small amount
of gas from Lisa’s bike into the small bottle
she carries on her bike and walked back to the
fire. We’d spent some 10-minutes trying
to get something to burn and so prior to sprinkling
the gas in nthe fire I’d asked Issa, “so,
is there a flame in there”? “Nope
nothing” came the reply” from the
man who at this point still had eyebrows! At this
point you know we should have known better, that
and the fact that Lisa’s just started telling
Issa what an appalling reputation I have when
it comes to fire and gasoline.
As
I knelt on the still wet grass and poured the
bottle gas sprinkled its way on to the kindling
and wood, caught a lit embers and Whhoooossshhhhhhhh!!!!!
The flame was already at the bottle full of gas.
Instinctively I threw the bottle to my right and
behind me, completely oblivious to the fact the
that’s exactly where Issa had taken a stance
for safety. The flaming gas shot out from the
bottle, soaked Issa’s shiny new fleece sweater
and lit him up like a friggin’ roman candle.
Now Issa being the cool guy that he is, grinned
at me and casually wiped away the flames with
the back of his hands. Well that’s what
he started to do before quickly realizing that
his sweater was soaked in gas and oh’ his
sweater is basically woven plastic. I never seen
Issa skip, jig or for that matter prance before
but let me assure you. He does it very enthusiastically.
Style points 3 but wow 10 for effort. You get
the picture. He was shouting something to himself,
which apparently we learnt was the fire dance
mantra (who knew) STOP, DROP ‘n’ ROLL.
Joking aside you’ve never seen a guy throw
himself to the floor so fast, with enough ‘wriggling‘
Issa quickly extinguished the flames. Lisa was
horrified and I’d got uncontrollable giggles
and now couldn’t breathe. Within minutes
the seriousness of the situation had been taken
on board, noted and then the laughing continued.
I felt bloody awful. I’d just set fire to
one of my best friends.
The
12 cans of beer Issa had bought earlier and had
now been drunk just help extinguish the day.
..Wow!
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| 25-09-2007 |
| Lisa
writes:
The night had been cold – we have become
soft with all the ‘easy-living’ in
the USA! I had forgotten to put the breakfast
sausages that Steph had given us into one of our
panniers and had instead left them wrapped well
in one of our water bags. Simon had heard strange
sounds during the night and thought someone was
around the bikes – so he got up to ‘catch
them’….and lo and behold……raccoons!
All over the bikes – one on my airhawk seat
– which was filthy with mud (well Im assuming
it was mud!), one on the ground with his head
covered in sausage and the other only showing
his backside as his head was deep in Issa’s
tankbag. Issa had no food in the bag and had just
left it on overnight….it was just being
hopeful I suppose. Simon said it was comical.
So –no breakfast!
The order of the day after waiting for the tents
to dry a bit – as it had been so cold the
condensation on them was awful – we had
more coffee than we needed and got on the road
late. At least the day had warmed up and the sun
was shining.
The roads were great, twists and curves –
ohh how much had we missed this!
Stopped for lunch and had oyster shots –
they were huge! oh ...and fish and chips. could
get used to this type of travelling!
This night we stayed amongst the trees –
the Redwoods. Dusk was coming in – the time
when my eyesight fails me (yeah, I know, old lady)–
and we had been on the look-out for a camp area
that would take tents. We find it strange that
camping over here in the USA usually means sites
that take those huge RV’s. mmm..we are not
sure if that is camping…….anyway we
found one that catered for tents and would sell
us firewood and so were set for the night.
Question – why is it when you have a camping
area with loads of room that someone places their
camper van right next door???
They guys went out for food and beer! Whilst I
put up the tent, got the stuff off out of the
bags, set up the stoves, sleeping mats and bags
and started the fire…..they guys came back
with a few tins of ‘food’ and or course
a big pack of beer. I think they had enjoyed the
last ride of the day……
So after mixing up what I called a dog-food concoction
– that both Simon and Issa said they enjoyed…….we
played cards and all huddled around the now roaring
fire. |
| 26-09-2007 |
| Lisa
writes:
Still
sunshine! We have been lucky with the weather……but
not so lucky with my bike. This is unusual as
my bike hardly ever has a problem! And now- when
we have a time-limit, it is playing up. Almost
like its coughing, especially up hill and when
I open up. It is almost like someone is turning
off the fuel for tiny short spurts. That is the
only way I can describe it. It got worse and worse,
until it was like a riding a kangaroo! And then
it stopped – no warning – just cut
out. Luckily we were not on a busy road. So pushing
it over to the side we checked a few obvious things
and then got the magic tool out. The GS911 diagnostic
tool that Stephan from South Africa- Hex designs.
Within seconds of linking it up to the laptop
(we hadn’t got the software loaded onto
our mobile phone….a job we have been meaning
to do!) it talks to the bike through the ‘dongle’
via Bluetooth. We had fault codes galore! Lots!
However there were 3 different codes, O2 sensor,
fuel injector and coil I think….? There
were so many that in the end the bike, in order
to protect itself, had just shut down. Now we
knew that none of these were serious or going
to affect the engine or any other part of the
bike if we re-set them and got the bike running
again. So, we cleared them (after recording the
fault screen on the camera) and got back on the
road. Thank God for the GS911…!!!! Had we
not had one we would have had to call out a tow
truck at a cost of some $400-500 to tow us to
the nearest BMW dealer.
It turned into a long, long day. As the faults
were not solved they continued to disrupt the
bikes running – at some points I could only
go 40 mph – and once I hit the Interstate
in order to reach Issa’s home in Oakland,
this became a dangerous situation! None of the
other road users seem to be awake – here
we have 3 large bikes – all with their warning
lights on – and guys are still coming up
fast and realizing just a little too late that
‘oh duh' they have a problem……..duh
maybe that’s why they all have their warning
signals on’. I hate the Interstates in CA.
Most people are totally oblivious of the other
road users as they are too busy talking on their
mobile phone/ eating/drinking/reading (yes, really)/
putting make-up on/ - or all of them together!!
GGRRRRR.
Fed-up
and tired we eventually arrived at Issa’s.
A glass of wine always helps and so I had quite
a few!
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| fitting
Lisa's new TT rally engine guard and new subframe with
Greg's help |
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| Marcus
with my bike as we practise 'pick-up' technique |
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| Marcus
and his restored BMW doing drills |
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| Greg
practising fast rolling starts |
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| Thanking
Tim from Cascade after as we pick up sponsored kit. |
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| guest's
start to arrive for the impromptu presentation in Olympia |
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| one
of the slides |
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| some
of the gang we met up with at Engels pub |
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| members
of the asylum |
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| talking
'bollow' |
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| Springs
steals my wife |
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| Andy
poses with Tinkerbelle...wonderfull to see him again after
all this time |
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| Ali
on Lisa's bike. |
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| good
times in Portland |
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| some
of the stunning scenary as we ride the coast road south
back to San Fran |
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| a
quick pit stop for lunch |
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a big blue bull? |
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| hooking
up the GS-911 to Lisa's unhappy 650 |
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| ...'SUCCESS'...lisa's
fault codes are read and cleared and we can get back on
the road. This saved a $500 towing fee. |
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| through
the giant redwoods |
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famous road through the tree had to be done |
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| the
bikes parked up in Issa and Amies home |
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| sorting
tyre issues |
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| Lisa
hugging her new shock |
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